April 18, 2013

Breaking: Sexy new starlet emerges from your roommate's fish tank

Couple of years ago, ingenue Maika Monroe was just another young bowlegged sea anemone with a dream. Now she’s the star of At Any Price, a new movie about dry land. Congrats to you, Maika, for making your Hollywood vision come true. And for learning how to crawl out of that fish tank in heels.

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